Computers are very simple you see we take the hearts of dead stars and we flatten them into crystal chips and then we etch tiny pathways using concentrated light into the dead star crystal chips and if we etch the pathways just so we can trick the crystals into doing our thinking for us hope this clears things up.
2020: Essential workers, society relies on you. No wage increases though, and you deserve to be treated like shit
2022: Woah, where did all these unions come from?
I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”
I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’
so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….
*wipes away a single tear* Yes.
Miss Congeniality, but with The Rock instead of Sandra Bullock
fruit fly diving straight toward the glass of apple cider vinegar mixed with dish soap already littered with the corpses of his kin
why tf so many terfs reblogging this post im a trans woman die mad about it are you reblogging because you relate to being a Pest
crazy that Goncharov (1973) will be 50 years old in a few months because it seems like it just came out yesterday
